Vamos zoar.

Entrem nesse site

http://omegle.com/

e façam como no modelo:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wild Abra appears!
You: Abra uses teleport!
Stranger: go poke ball
You: But is failed
Stranger: aw
Stranger: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wild Abra appears!
Stranger: i dont cry when my dog runs away
You: Abra used teleport
You: But is faeiled
Stranger: i dont get angry with the bills i have to pay
Stranger: dude
You: Abra uses confusion!
Stranger: teleport never fails
You: But is failed.
Stranger: u should b at the pokecenter

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Wild Abra appears!
Stranger: ok...
You: Abra used confusion!
You: But is failed...
Stranger: Well Charizard uses Blast Burn, u lose
You: Abra uses teleport!
Stranger: Then neither of us technically loses

You: hi
Stranger: hewllo
You: Wild Abra appears!
Stranger: noooooooo
Stranger: what is wild abra
Stranger: why do you talk about it?
You: Abra used teleport
You: But is faeiled
Stranger: ooooooh
You: hey where are u from
Stranger: europe
You: Abra uses confusion!
Stranger: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Wild Abra appears!
You: Abra uses teleport!
Stranger: hello abra
Stranger: wana fuck my asshole?
Stranger: stick little abra jr. into me
Stranger: NOW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PORRA, FIQUEI COM MEDO E FECHEI D=

Stranger: Hi
You: Wild Abra appears!
You: Abra uses teleport!
You: But is failed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You: Wild Caterpie appears!
Stranger: hiii
You: Caterpie used Harden!
You: Caterpie used String Shot!
You: Caterpie fainted.
Stranger: what r u talking about???

D:

acho que fui powned
eu lancei essa, ele sumonou o pikachu, me matou, ai falou go entei: calma esta tudo bem agora


ai descobri que ele era brasileiro, to proseando com ele, mo gente fina

You: A wild metapod called Penis appeared!!!
You: Penis used Harden
You: But it Fails
Stranger: aku ra nduwe kontol


CARACA ZOEI UM KLINGON COMOFAS AGORA? TOCON MEDO

HEAIIHAEIOAEAE

é divertido zoar com os caras

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what you want here
You: i wanna show my pussy in web cam
Stranger: show to me?
You: not
You: (troll)
You have disconnected.


AIOEHEAOIHEAOIHEAOIHEAOIHEAOIAEHIOAEHOIAEHAE

ÉPICA


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: im finding a guy
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: i too
You: ;D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a girl to cam2cam
You: want to see me?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: asl?
You: you're a guy right
Stranger: yes, I am 22 year old guy
You: yay
You: i too
You: =D

Stranger: halo apa kabar?
You: A wild abras appears!
You: Abras uses teleport
Stranger: what
You: But it failed
Stranger: go charmender
You: Abra uses confusion
Stranger: flame throwew
Stranger: thrower
You: You're confused man
You:
You: Abras uses teleport
Stranger: im puse protect boy
You: It fled from the battle field





Stranger: Hi.
You: want to see my pussy?
Stranger: I love cats!
You: I will show a hairy one
Stranger: Those furless ones are creepy.
You:
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I wanna see kitty!


Stranger: hi
You: you are a guy, right?
Stranger: no
You: Show me your pussy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: you is a guy, right?
Stranger: Yep
You: show me you penis
You: please
You: after this we can continue our conversation
Stranger: Are you a guy?
You: No
You: I'm a girl
Stranger: thank god
You: I'm 19 years old
You: and i'm brazilian
You: i live in são paulo
You: now you can show me your penis?
You: please
You: i want a big cock
Stranger: Now why do you want to see that?
You: because i'm a girl
You: and i'm virgin
You: and i never see that
Stranger: I bet your ugly
You: wait a minute
You: Do you think i'm ugly
You: ?
You: ok
You: wait
You: i'll give a link of one photo of me
Stranger: ok
You: wait
You: i'm finding a good pictures
You: it's me on the beach
You: http://www.sedentario.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/andressasoares_praia.jpg
You: hey
You: are you here
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: so?
You: i'm ugly?
Stranger: No not at all
You: i have end my relanshionship with my boyfriend 2 weeks ago
You: and we never have sex
Stranger: Really. Why?
You: he is so egoist
You: and he treat my famyli so bad
You: no one in my famyli like he
Stranger: Yea what a fucker
You: so
You: i still wanna see your cock
You: =/
Stranger: OK
Stranger: What will you show me?
You: what you want
Stranger: Vagina
You: ok
You: and if you want i show my ass
Stranger: Nice
You: my boyfriend ever say what it so beaultiful
Stranger: You looked beautiful in the photo. You in your bikini was making me excited
You: *-*
You: thank you
Stranger: Your welcome
You: send the link please
Stranger: OK
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Caralho foi engraçado.

E meu inglês é uma bosta.

You: I USE PENIS
Stranger: its super effective



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Stranger: hey

You: Yoh

Stranger: where r u from

You: dickland

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



WIN

Askarar escreveu:You: I USE PENIS
Stranger: its super effective



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Stranger: hey

You: Yoh

Stranger: where r u from

You: dickland

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



WIN

UHASUASHUHASUHASUHASUHUAHUASHUSAHUH

You: Wild Abra appears!
Stranger: I like turtles
You: Abra used teleport
Stranger: Ultra ball bitch
You: But it failed
Stranger: Shit
You: Abra used confusion
You: You are now confused
Stranger: I have a boner
You: Abra fainted
You: GO! CHARMANDER
Stranger: Awww yeah
You: Charmander used flamethrower
You: Stranger are burned
Stranger: Player disconnects
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:lol

You: Wild Abra appears!
Stranger: er hi wild abra.
You: Abra uses confusion
Stranger: to do what?
You: It's super effective
You: Abra uses Teleport
Stranger: oh hey
Stranger: Stranger is annoying
<disconectei>


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Stranger: hii...
Stranger: asl??
You: Wild metapod appeared!
You: Metapod used Harden!
You: Metapod used Harden!
You: Metapod used String Shot!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: heya , tell me about you?
You: Wild metapod appeared!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Aff, o povo já sacou a brincadeira =/


Edit:

You: Hi!
Stranger: hiaa
You: asl?
Stranger: 18f uuk
You: nice
You: i'm 5/m/us
Stranger: 5?
You: do you like pokemon?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Pô, n consigo acessar =[


como que faz isso?